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Funny Double Meaning Joke in Hindi

Director to Actress:
Tumhe 4 Gunday pakdenge phir hero bachane aayega…
Actress: hero kon hai…?
Director: Emraan Hashmi….
Actress: To usse mujhe kon
tera baap bachayega?

Short Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Girl: Aaj office jate hi boss mujhpe chad gaya…..
Friend: Kyu???
Girl: Main ‘late gayi’ thi…

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp & FB

Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyu hai?
Mom: kyo ki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
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Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar…!

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi 140 Characters

Jinke paas hai…
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai…
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
??

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH’

Naughty Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Lady to rikshwalla: Ander tak jaayega?
Rikshawalla: Bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.
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Lady: Thik hai toh…ghumake phicche se le lo.
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Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi SMS Messages

1st friend to 2nd Friend
‘Le Mithai kha!’
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd: Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best ‘CALL GIRL’ ka Award mila hai…!

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi 2018

Use halke haath se chhuo.
Ab ungli andar dalo.
Agar hole bada hoto teen ungli bhi daal sakte hai.
Ab upar niche ragdo.
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Is tarah hota hai glass saaf.
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Non Veg Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Aaj kal ki Mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band CAR ko bhi hila deti hai..!!!

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

KAAFI DER TAK WO APNE HATH SE MERA PAKDE RAHA,…

AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA…..

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TUMHE BUKHAAR HAI…TUMHARE HATH KAAFI GARAM HO RAHE HAI..!

 

Non Veg Double Meaning Hindi Jokes

Ladki jab saare kapde utaar leti hau to kya hota hai?……..

Taar khali ho jati hai…
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…

New Double Meaning Jokes in English

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for
30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
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Who is she?
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Balloon…….

Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind…

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi 140 characters

Wo konsi halat hoti hai, jisme admi ko
10 minute me paseena aa jaata hai,
aur aurat chahti hai ki wo ye kaam karti rahe?
Think?

Its Shopping:-)

Funny Double Meaning Jokes in English

Judge-So You Want Divorce From Ur
Husband For Attacking You With A
Deadly Weapon ?
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Wife- No…
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I Want Divorce For Attacking Me Every
Night With A Dead Weapon……

 

Best Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Ladka: Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha
haddi na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue: Chal phir nikaal
bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko.
Moral:Mere msg kabhi gande nhi hote….

Short Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ki
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na……

 

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Mard aur Aurat ka rishta b saala ajeeb
hai…
Door raho to JUDAI…
aur paas raho to
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to ladai.
han han wo b hota h jo tum soch rhe
ho….

Double Meaning Jokes in English

It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!

 

Awesome Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Which Part…
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!!

But i luv the way u think..

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche
kya Pahenti hai ?
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Socho
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sochte raho
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Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai.
Hawas k Pujaariyo!!
Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi…

 

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi language

टीचर :” एक KISS बहुत ही खतरनाक
होता है.”
स्टूडेंट: ” कैसे ?”
टीचर :” एक बार में चालीस हजार
कीटाणु ट्रांसफर हो जाते हैं “.
स्टूडेंट : ” इसका कोई इलाज है
आपकी नजर में ?”
टीचर :” इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है “.
स्टूडेंट : ” मेरे पास है इसका शर्तिया
इलाज “.
टीचर :” क्या इलाज हो सकता है ?”
स्टूडेंट : ” KISS को वापस लौटा दो
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Naughty Double Meaning Jokes

Mangta hoon to deti nahi,
jawaab mere sawaal ka. .. … .
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai ,
rome rome jazbaat ka. .. … .. ..
Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,
yun jawaab sawaal ka … .. … .
Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao,
Rukh apni baat ka … .. …
Kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath
mein ,
kaam apne office ka.. …
Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke
samne,
bhed coding logic ka … .. ..
Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko
mujhko ,
garam cup coffee ka …..
Aur khud pakad leti hai mera …
thanda glass juice ka. .. .
Sochta hoon aaj bahon mein pakad
ke daal hi doon,
baloon mein phool gulab ka. ..
Dalte hi gir jata hai,
patta patta gulab ka.. .!

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi Fonts

1 ladka or ladki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo

ki

dusre din hi

un ka bacha hua

khana kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’

Funny Double Meaning Jokes in English

Smile is the 2nd best thing you do with your lips.Of course you know the first one…..It’s keeping ur mouth shut…

But I like the way U think!;-)

What’s An Average 6
Inch Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And
Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency
Note.!

Dirty Mind…

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